reblog and make a wish!
this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
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Remember kids: if you ever see a package of fresh meat that's puffed up like this do not buy it. Immediately find an employee and tell them. The reason the plastic is puffed up is because of the carbon dioxide being created by bacterial growth on the meat and the bacteria growing there is not the kind you can cook off. If you're gonna buy any meat, chicken, beef, pork, fish, whatever, the plastic needs to be laying flat and not puffed up.
i tthink anyone who has ever gotten in trouble for using a red cross as a medical symbol in their video game should change it back to a red cross until the UN starts actually enforcing the gd geneva convention.
chillin on a Saturday night
Calm down jojo
you’re right, I am looking a little stiff here, I should try to relax
You call that “chillin”?
Everyone knows the best way to relax is with a good book and a warm drink
I dunno, man,
sometimes I like just relaxing on my laptop
get on my level boys
Unfortunately to “get on your level” I’d need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes.
Thats gotta be the sickest burn ive ever read holy fuck
dear princess celestia
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your faithful student,, twilight sparkle :3
Sometimes the brain works. Sometimes you realize you just lost 4 hours to garbage. Sometimes you sit rereading the same page again and again for an hour because your brain will NOT FUCKING PROCESS WHAT IT MEANS and it drives you to tears.
*blinks a few times* oh, shoot, I was just doing that
The time travelers sign language for communicating across time and languages. Who invented it? When was it invented? When did you learn it? Nobody knows but it works pretty much anywhere and any when as long as you can find a time traveler. Will they teach it to you or did you already know it? Don’t think about it too hard.
The time travelers history book. There is no first edition. It physically will not open to certain pages if learning that information would mess with time and space. Your copy is from the 16th century you think. It’s brand new. You can’t open most of the pages. That’s fairly normal.
The time travelers bicycle. It’s just a bike with a skirt guard and a basket. It’s not made for off road traveling. Be careful to not lose it before 1920. You might make some poor archeologist’s job a lot harder. Ride in technology fearing societies at your own risk.
The time travelers inoculation kit. Get your smallpox vaccine or else if you come back carrying the virus into the modern age we will kill your ourselves.
The time travelers mission statement. It keeps changing because the woman who invented it keeps thinking of better ones and going back in time to stop herself from spreading that one.
The time travelers compass. There is only one. Wait, you found it? You may, unfortunately, be the chosen one. Sorry about that.
The time travelers sign… I’ve already told you about that? I’ll just explain it next time. You’ll probably be younger then. Just go out and save the world already and take your bike with you.